today: I prove we are in the last days

First there's a war kicks off in the middle east, then the lead singer of Keane turns out to be off his tits on coke when we all thought he was such a nice, sensitve boy and now this...In Toledo.

It's proof I tell you! Prepare your angel wings, bible-belters, it's gonna be a smooth flight all the way, providing, of course, there are no scruffy, shifty looking Asian types along for the ride, in which case you will all have to make an emergency landing at a small airport just outside of Stavanger.