Following my world record attempt the other day I really believed that I had set the global mark for the shortest blog entry of all time
However, I must announce today that the record may be invalidated because I failed a drugs test. It seems that when rigorously tested, the initial samples indicate that I was riddled with banned substances, namely:
Nicotine
Caffeine
Aspartame
Paracetamol
Germolene
Elastoplasts
Head and Shoulders
Hawaiian Tropic Factor 25
Lenor
The hint of lime that was in my bottled water
and Rennies.
Dick Pound (surely a made up name), Head of the World Anti-Doping Agency was unavailable for comment at the time of writing, but it is not looking good. My record may be wiped from the book before it is even validated. I apologise. It looks like I have let down my fans and supporters, the world of blogging and most importantly myself.
I now plan to switch to Baseball.
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